How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
| Pig jokes
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
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Two women, who are dog owners,
| Dog jokes
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
| Food jokes
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!
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What's a vampire's favorite drink?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
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What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself’