What did the burglar say to the
| Criminal jokes
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Why was there a bug in the computer?
| Computer jokes
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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The last time I saw a face like
| Banana jokes
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave
| Various animal jokes
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”