A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
| Police jokes
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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The blonde was at
| Dirty jokes
The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she’s too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she’s too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.