Do you love me?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
| School jokes
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Why don't anteaters get sick ?
| Ant jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
| Baby jokes
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!