A recruit examines the food served to him
| Military jokes
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.
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Waiter, what's this bug
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
| Zoo jokes
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. "So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Jordan replied.
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What is a hurricane's favorite
| Weather jokes
What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
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What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.