Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
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What did the black cat say
| Cat jokes
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
| Accountant jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.