Q: What do you call two blondes in a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.
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What did the Eskimo children
| Ethnic jokes
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
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An American tourist was lunching in a
| Restaurant jokes
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc." Then came the dish that the American knew was c
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A little girl
| Marriage jokes
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts." "Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have n
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A true story, according to the LA Times….. Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, “Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?” Wilkins replied, “I don’t know and I don’t care!”