Why is a baby like an diamond?

Q:Why did the man put

| Money jokes

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!)

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What do lawyers do after they die?

| Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?

| Dirty jokes

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

| Cow jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?

| Women jokes

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.