What's the fastest cake in the world?
| Food jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
| Fishing jokes
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down t
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Why was the cat so small ?
| Cat jokes
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
| Cow jokes
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
| Pig jokes
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!