What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
| History jokes
What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
| Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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What did the pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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Why did the farmer feed his
| Farmer jokes
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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Dad, did you manage to
| Humor jokes
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.