What did the black cat say

On her annual visit to another planet,

| Monster jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

| Christmas jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North

| College jokes

Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"

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Monster: Where do fleas go in

| Monster jokes

Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a

| Bus jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !