Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
| Aviation jokes
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo.
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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in
| Computer jokes
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promis
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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
| Food jokes
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.
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How did the rainbow know is was
| Weather jokes
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !