Commissioned by
| Hunting jokes
Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branch
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young couple
| Marriage jokes
young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound
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What's a cow's
| Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
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What did Adam say to Eve?
| Dirty jokes
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
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A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: “May I help you?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”. Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got about a hundred acres.” Attorney: “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?” Hillbilly: “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.” Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.” Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.” Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.” Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?” Hillbilly: “No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . That’s why I want this dayvorce.”