Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
| Computer jokes
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would
| Blonde jokes
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit
| Blind jokes
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his
| Music jokes
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Who started the campfire website?
| Internet jokes
Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?