A young accountant spends a week at his new

What do you call an ant with

| Insect jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.

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Men are like

| Men jokes

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to

| Journalist jokes

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

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Exasperated dragon on the field of

| Various animal jokes

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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What do you call a snake that is trying to

| Snake jokes

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day’s work. After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant. Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation. His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message: “Debits in the column toward t he file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window.”