A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
| Marriage jokes
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Have you seen www.hook.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.
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There were these two Engineers who decided
| Biologist jokes
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildli
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, “Twist to open.”