How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when

Why do people dislike going to

| Dentist jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

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The young lad had applied for a job, and was

| Spelling jokes

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

| Christmas jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

| Sport jokes

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate

| Dog jokes

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).