Why do people dislike going to
| Dentist jokes
Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
| Spelling jokes
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
| Sport jokes
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate
| Dog jokes
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).