Q: What happens if you cross a

Two fleas where running across the top of a

| Insect jokes

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of

| King Kong jokes

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

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A motorist ran into a shop.

| Car and train jokes

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

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How do you post a fish?

| Fishing jokes

How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail

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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.