A linguistics professor was lecturing to his

I've had a slight

| Christmas jokes

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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How to Get There by Ridya Bike

| Book title jokes

How to Get There by Ridya Bike

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

| Telephone jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

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A husband and wife

| Marriage jokes

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”