A husband and wife

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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What should a football team do if the pitch is

| Sport jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

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What's the difference between an injured

| Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was

| Marriage jokes

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you wan

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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)

| Police jokes

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband’s feet. “Are you hurt?” he asked. “Of course I’m hurt!” she replied. “Three times around and you didn’t wave once!”