Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if

Why did the spider

| Insect jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !

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What are cows favorite party games?

| Cow jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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Wife to husband as they watch their young

| Accountant jokes

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."

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Q: How can

| Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.

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Waiter, there's a

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!