A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
| Weather jokes
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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Fred
| Money jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.
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Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
| Birthday jokes
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his father's pr
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.