Elmore walked into his

Why do bald-headed men never use

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

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A guy took his blonde

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, “Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?” “Whada ya win?” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each?” “Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!”