A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. “Not at all,” said the blind man. “I only wanted to find out which end to kick.”
Category: Blind jokes
What is the difference between a blind man and a
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.
Why are bats blind?
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?’
Q: What do you call
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?
Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
Q: How did a blind man
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s
Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
Q. How did a blind girl burn her
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron