Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger

| Burger jokes

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

| Christmas jokes

What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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What do you feed a 600 pound

| Gorilla jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!

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Teacher: Why are you pushing

| Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

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Did you hear about the vampire

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One – the dead one!