The criminal mastermind found one of his
| Criminal jokes
The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"
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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
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A friend was in front of me coming out of
| Religious jokes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm
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Why should you be
| Sport jokes
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
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Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!