What dance do you do when summer is
| Dance jokes
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
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Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
| Criminal jokes
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him t
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Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.