How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Yo mama house so small you have

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Who is the bees favourite singer ?

| Insect jokes

Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

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Open wider.

| Dentist jokes

Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

| Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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A little nine year old girl was in church

| Religious jokes

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.