A man was given the job of painting the white
| Humor jokes
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Ea
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A little Catholic
| Religious jokes
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents'
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Why is your nose in the middle of your
| Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Father
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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What happened when the chef found a daddy long
| Insect jokes
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.