If there are any idiots in the room, will they

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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their

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If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”