People who love
| Judge jokes
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
| Burger jokes
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
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If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”