Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
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A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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I was married 3 times explained
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Did you hear about the lady whose house was
| Easter jokes
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.