Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
| Computer jokes
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad n
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
| Snowman jokes
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Why is the cook worried
| Pig jokes
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
| Ghost jokes
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
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Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash’