Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
| Zoo jokes
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
| Frog jokes
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
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Why do the elephants have short tails
| Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!