Did you hear about the lady whose house was

Have you seen the current remake of the movie

| Lawyer jokes

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

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One day a boy was drowning in a near by

| Firefighter jokes

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more wate

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On the way to

| Children jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May

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Why do Apes

| Gorilla jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why did the Romans build

| History jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!