The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager
| Idiot and fool jokes
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?" The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.
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My computer made a funny sound the other
| Computer jokes
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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Did you hear about the University of Miami
| College jokes
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?'
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What did the really ugly man do for a living?
| Halloween jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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Why did the chicken get sent off?
| Sport jokes
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same with us,” the American said, “only we see stars, too.”