A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
| Blind jokes
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
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A wildlife biologist crew
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
| Insect jokes
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.