Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
| Hunting jokes
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. 'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered. 'The rifle is not loaded. 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back. 'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
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What did the teacher say after
| Travel and tourist jokes
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.