In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
| Mental health jokes
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements
| Yo momma jokes
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
| Divorce jokes
Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
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What does a man who loves his car do
| Humor jokes
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just
| Pig jokes
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy” she said “Can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.” In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. “Did you throw up?” her mother asked. “Yes” the little girl replied. “Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?” “I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy” the little girl replied, “They have a box next to the front door that says ‘for the sick’.”