Two cannibals were having their
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Q: Why did
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
| Marriage jokes
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!