What does an educated owl say?

A man is fibbing

| Dead and dying jokes

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was witho

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Why did both Germany and the U.S

| Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

| Rabbit jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

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What does Paul Inces mum make for

| Sport jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!

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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and

| Various animal jokes

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

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What does an educated owl say? Whom.