Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?

Why are bats blind?

| Blind jokes

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'

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A motorway walks

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "Wha

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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The

| Blonde jokes

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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How can if

| Dog jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !