Q: Define Transvestite:
| Dirty jokes
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
| Money jokes
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road. 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!
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When Shall We Meet Again ?
| Book title jokes
When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart
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What do you do when two snails have a
| Various animal jokes
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…..” She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts “Be silent!” There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, “OEING! OEING! OEING! OE….”