A Maintenance
| Military jokes
A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff S
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
| Horse jokes
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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YO momma so fat that they had to install
| Yo momma jokes
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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Why are diapers like $10 bills?
| Money jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his
| Marriage jokes
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !