How did the world's tallest monster become
| Monster jokes
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
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A murderer,
| Dirty jokes
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and s
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
| Cat jokes
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!" The man replied "Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1"
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A couple of old guys were golfing
| Sport jokes
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?" "Well, I was on the course yesterday when
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
| Snake jokes
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
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… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.