Yo mama so fat when she has
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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The housewife answered a knock on the door
| Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his
| Marriage jokes
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her
| Religious jokes
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no
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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !