A girl
| Dirty jokes
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing w
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What fish sounds like a telephone?
| Fishing jokes
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Policeman: Why are you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
| Salesmen jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !