Teacher: How much is half of 8
| School jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
| Religious jokes
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around
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Who looks after the EuroDisney
| Internet jokes
Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.
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Q. Why
| Music jokes
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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What kind of ant can you colour with ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”