An airline stewardess was giving the standard

Will you come to my party on

| Birthday jokes

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!

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'We're going to play elephants and

| Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !

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Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,

| Dentist jokes

Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

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A psychiatrist visited a

| Marriage jokes

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who

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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool

| Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‘In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,’ when a man remarked, “Hey! If the plane can’t fly, why should I believe the seat can float?”