What did the dentist see at the
| Dentist jokes
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
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Q: Why didn't the T-rex
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alie
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'
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What food is good for the brain?
| Food jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.