What do vampire footballers have at

A man is driving down a country road, when he

| Farmer jokes

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out

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A lady was

| Police jokes

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of

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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin'

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a

| Various animal jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !

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Q: What's delaying the Polish space

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

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What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.